News Item: "Facebook is planning to rebrand the company with a new name"
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg plans to discuss the name change next week at their annual "Connect" conference. In addition to wanting to run from the ignominy of his Facebook brand, Zuck is looking to expand beyond his social media albatross. Oh great. Some unsolicited suggestions for the rebrand might include:
- Zuckers
- You'reTheMark
- Ooops!
When in trouble, find an alias.
(photo: Patriot Zuck riding the mighty waves. From his Instagram account)
