Sunday, January 23, 2022

Family Ties: Trump Crime Family Edition




Now that the House of Fraud, a.k.a. the Trump Organization, is under investigation for all manner of fraud by both the New York Attorney General's office (civil case) and by the Manhattan District Attorney (criminal case), the three oldest Trump children who are nose deep in the company's business are feeling the heat. In particular, the Malignant Loser's daughter / object of his lust Ivanka "Complicit" Trump appears to have been the key contact point between the Trump Organization and lender Deutsche Bank in some shady real estate dealings and in concocting misleading financial statements, according to the New York Attorney General's Office. Meanwhile, the Manhattan District Attorney's Office is looking at various criminal charges.

In a general discussion about the legal problems facing the Trump Crime Family yesterday, on MSNBC yesterday, former reformed Trump attorney / advisor Michael Cohen recalled a conversation with the Malignant Loser from a decade ago. At that time, the Manhattan District Attorney's office was close to indicting both Ivanka and his unloved, greasy tweaker son Don Jr. over lying about / inflating the number of units sold at the Trump SoHo property, and Trump wanted to make sure one of them took the fall but not the other:

"You may recall that there was the district attorney's case here for Trump Soho where it was either Don or Ivanka was in very big trouble as a result of lying about the number of units that had been sold," Cohen told MSNBC's Alex Witt .

"And Donald said it to me – I mean I wouldn't say it if it wasn't said directly to me – he goes 'if one or the other has to go to prison, make sure that it's Don because Don would be able to handle it.'"

Interesting that the Malignant Loser apparently set it up so that his offspring would face legal jeopardy, but not himself. Also amusing that he thinks greasy Don Jr. "would be able to handle" prison. It's our hope that the whole Trump Crime Family will be able to see if they can "handle prison" in the not-too-distant future.

(photo: "Psst, Daddy. I'll do anything if you just keep me out of prison.")