Friday, April 8, 2022

Rep. "Candy Man" Jackson Under Ethics Investigation




The House Ethics Committee is reportedly investigating campaign spending irregularities by Rep. Ronny "Candy Man" Jackson (Sedition-TX), the Malignant Loser's pill-dispensing, lying former physician. The Office of Congressional Ethics referred the allegations to the Committee last December after an investigation of Jackson's campaign spending. No specifics about the allegations were publicly released.

Jackson was dubbed "Candy Man" during his service to the Malignant Loser for passing out prescription drugs to White House staff like candy. He was also accused of inappropriate behavior for using alcohol on duty, and harassing a female staffer. His 15 minutes of fame came when he stood in the White House press room and, with perspiration breaking out on his face realizing that the Malignant Loser was watching, nervously claimed the Malignant Loser was in perfect health, could live for "200 years," and had "incredible genes", absurd statements that obviously came out of the Malignant Loser's coaching of Dr. Jackson.

(photo: Donny and Ronny, all thumbs)

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