If you've seen the recently- released trailer for Fox "News" fascist frozen fish heir Tucker "Mothertucker" Carlson's upcoming documentary cockumentary, "The End of Men," your first reaction might have been, "WTF, is this for real?" The answer is yes!, and it has everything repressed- homoerotic art could provide and more (specifically, in the form of what appears to be a penis charging station):
I promise you are not prepared for Tucker's latest montage pic.twitter.com/8tdvYTW2cn
— nikki mccann ramírez (@NikkiMcR) April 16, 2022
In case you missed any of the blatant clues, here's Wonkette's brief synopsis of the trailer:
This week, Carlson dropped the trailer for his upcoming documentary "The End of Men," which I guess is supposed to be a montage of all of the things we are missing out on by murdering masculinity all the time.
These activities include: muscled men doing pushups, muscled naked men shooting at bottles of canola oil, muscled men milking cows without a bucket (buckets are for ladies and girly men — real men just squirt the milk directly on the ground and lick it up), muscled men rasslin' ... and then a naked man charging his dick at a power station? I guess? Unless he's tanning his testicles, which is apparently also a thing for Tucker. Then half-naked muscled men flip some big tires, cut down a tree, and take a bath outside at what I am like 90 percent sure is the same terrible spa they went to on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
Then there is a manly bearded man standing outside at night gulping down a bunch of raw eggs, which I know from Rocky Horror is supposed to be a very manly thing to do, and after that I think it's another guy going into some kind of tanning situation.
For us, the trailer suffices as ample evidence of the rot between Tuck's ears. He's an undeniably bizarre person, who unfortunately has a large and dedicated following that believes his dangerous, fascistic, cartoon-ish formulations. But, of course, he's a ratings star for Fox, so even an embarrassment like his forthcoming cockumentary won't be "The End of Tucker."
BONUS: Steve M. at No More Mister Nice Blog has more background on this.
