Friday, November 25, 2022

Run, Pillow Guy, Run!




If nothing else, the 2022 midterms were a rejection of 2020 election denying / Big Lie-peddling candidates like Kari Lake and Doug Mastriano. The Malignant Loser's stock has subsequently fallen among his supporters / enablers, but not for one zealous, daffy cultist of his: crazy former crack addict and Mein Pillow Guy Mike Lindell. Lindell, who has been sued by Dominion Voting Systems for over a billion dollars for lying that their company's voting machines were rigged against Trump in 2020, hasn't gotten the picture yet. Finding that his rants about the 2020 election are being ignored and ridiculed, he was making noises about challenging the spineless Trump acolyte Ronna Romney McDaniel (her full name) for the chairmanship of the Republican National Committee:

"At first, pillow salesman Mike Lindell said on 'Frank TV' this week that he is thinking of challenging Ronna McDaniel for her role as the Republican National Committee chair. Lindell said his fans support him in this endeavor, but he added that he would have a word with God about that.

'One of the things I will tell you, you know, [we] will never ever stop to get rid of these machines and make this the best elections in world history in our country. We need someone everybody, and I would step into that if God willing.'" (our emphasis)

After the Lawd (for Lindell, it's the Malignant Loser) apparently gave Lindell the green light, he's reportedly running for the job of overseeing the internecine war within the Republican / Seditionist / Putin party. We eagerly support the Mein Pillow Guy's run for that office, in hopes that he'll use the platform for further attacks on the voting systems and add the RNC to the list of defendents being sued for billions. Go, Pillow Guy, go!

(photo: Don't ask where those thumbs have been/ Stephen Crowley / NYTimes)