The forgotten child of the Malignant Loser, Tiffany Trump, is tying the knot this weekend at the Merde O'Lardo club her mentally disturbed father owns, and it should be a strange affair. First, the Malignant Loser's second wife and Tiffany's mother Marla Maples will be on hand, which should make for interesting dynamics between her and Melanoma Melania, not to mention the Malignant Loser. More importantly, the Malignant Loser is reported to be angry, distracted and lashing out over his failure to elect loyal sycophants and being blamed for their failure:
"Three people familiar with the former president’s activities say he is not in the best of spirits. Many of the high-profile candidates he endorsed in the midterms failed to secure a win, and now some Republicans are whispering about his dwindling influence over the party. Trump is 'cranky,' says one of the people.
At present, say those who are familiar, Trump is more focused on his 'special announcement' on Tuesday, when he may – or may not – announce his planned third run for the presidency. His mind is consumed with the 2024 political landscape and where and how he will fit into it. [snip]
The run-up to Tiffany’s big day has been rough and, as the skies clear and her guests descend on Mar-a-Lago, sources say the former president is lying low.
Two of the people familiar with Trump’s mood say he has also been on the outs with his wife, Melania Trump, after a post-election day news report said she got the brunt of his ire after Dr. Mehmet Oz’s loss in his run for the US Senate. The New York Times reported that Donald Trump blamed Melania Trump for his endorsement of the TV doctor; during a rally this year, he mentioned his wife was a big Oz fan." (our emphasis)
The "cranky" Malignant Loser can't compartmentalize his election flops and give his daughter -- one who's not mixed up in his corruption as the others are, save Barron -- a wedding with his full attention, since it's all about him. Melanoma Melania is likely livid that her despicable spouse is shifting the blame for Oz's selection and defeat on her, which should make private conversations between her and Maples very interesting indeed ("I may choin the ex-wives clup, dahlink").
In any event, Mazel Tov, happy days, and bon voyage to the unfortunate Tiffany on her nuptials, even if her sociopathic father has his attention elsewhere. And better make sure none of the guests make off with classified documents!
(photo: Maples and Tiffany. David M. Benett / Getty)
7 comments:
Did "The Help" get orders to remove ALL ketchup bottles from his reach? Hadn't heard any incidences happening. Unfortunate.
Boots Mom -- They've probably put all condiments out of his reach for now.
Can only have nightmares of what demented donnie will do in speech as father in law.
Like Teddy roosevelt he wants to be the Bride and the groom at every wedding.
Anon -- =rimshot=
"On this glorious day, Made even more glorious by me being here, can we take just a moment and think about how badly I was treated in the stolen election, All those votes, all those glorious wonderful votes, stolen so viciously......and now they try and blame me when if they'd only listened to me.... I know Tiff I know, this isn't about you baby, Daddy's talking to the grown ups, Isn't she wonderful? do I make great looking broads or what?.........
"Yeah, mother of the bride and I still look better than that Slovenian lap-dancer. Nobody's burying me next to a water hazard, either. And by the way, this place is a monument to bad taste. At least replace the carpets, Donnie."
seafury -- nailed it.
Buttermilk Sky -- ditto.
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