"I am a Partner at Kamerman, Uncyk, Soniker, & Klein, P.C., counsel to many of the employees you recently laid off from Twitter, Inc. (Twitter"), and I'm sure you've been expecting this. Ever since you took over Twitter, you've been attempting to tap-dance your way out of Twitter's binding obligations to its employees, which include paying the agreed severance to the thousands of people you laid off just in time for the holidays. If basic human decency and honor isn't enough to make you want to keep your word, maybe this will: ..." -- the opening paragraph of a letter addressed to "Elon Musk, Chief Twit" from attorney Akiva Cohen on behalf of Twitter employees being screwed by same Chief Twit. Cohen goes on to drolly detail the actions his firm will take (and win) if the Chief Twit doesn't abide by his obligations to his former employees by December 7. (The letter is a hoot by legal standards and worth checking out.)
