Monday, February 20, 2023

"Traitor" Greene: Time for "National Divorce"




Rep. Marjorie "Traitor" Greene, the far-right shrieker and advisor to Squeaker of the House Kevin "Qevin" McCarthy, thinks it would be a good idea for "red" states to secede from the Union. In a tweet earlier today, the fascist Georgia seditionist and member of the House's Putin Caucus, said:

"We need a national divorce. We need to separate by red states and blue states and shrink the federal government. Everyone I talk to says this. From the sick and disgusting woke culture issues shoved down our throats to the Democrat’s traitorous America Last policies, we are done."

Traitor Greene clearly had her own recent divorce on her mind when she barfed her loony tweet up. Tweet commenters noted that she now lives in a blue state -- Georgia -- which voted for President Biden and has two Dem senators. Many noted correctly that by "separating" red and blue states, she was advocating seceding from the Union, a treasonous act that didn't work out so well for the racist secessionists in the 1860s. Also pointed out to her was that red states benefit from blue states' tax revenues. Lastly, some suggested she relocate to a country more amenable to her authoritarian views like Russia, a "divorce" that we'd pay the alimony for.

(photo: Traitor Greene barking like a seal, with apologies to seals)