Malignant Loser lawyer's aspirational pitch parsed --
I did not "try to rob a bank," I just "aspired" to obtain more money.
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) August 7, 2023
Attempted murder is a crime, albeit aspirational. https://t.co/Vr6UC2za0u
— Ivan the K™ (@IvanTheK) August 6, 2023
Loose Cannon --
Judge Cannon responds to the govt's request for a hearing on Nauta's lawyer's conflicts & discloses the existence of a grand jury investigation in another district while denying gov't's motion to seal. The govt can appeal. This may tee up the issue of her fitness on this case. pic.twitter.com/62fC57MpSc
— Joyce Alene (@JoyceWhiteVance) August 7, 2023
If the DOJ filed under seal certain documents, and Judge Cannon just disclosed the existence of an otherwise confidential grand jury proceeding, we might be at the motion for recusal stage for the DOJ…
— Katie Phang (@KatiePhang) August 7, 2023
Goooooooaaaaaaaaaalll!! --
you’d think a guy who was president for 4 years would know Sweden basically tips over the woke-o-meter but maybe that was the week he was trying to buy Greenland or some shit https://t.co/NpXIXN5FVL
— shauna (@goldengateblond) August 7, 2023
What would the New York Effing Times do? (parody) --
Jack Smith is violating Donald Trump‘s First Amendment right to ask people to commit crimes
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) August 6, 2023
Christofascism --
Republican Jesus pic.twitter.com/0DTbm7BpT9
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 6, 2023
What's that Musk-y smell? Chief Twit Musk bobs and weaves --
"I just need some light neck surgery, then I'll fight the guy, I swear!"
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 7, 2023
On this episode of "MAGAts (and Aldean fans?) Gone Wild", pontooning peckerwoods FAFO --
They tried it in a small town 😉 https://t.co/8FVZPXSkjq
— Angry Staffer 🌻 (@Angry_Staffer) August 6, 2023
More, please (and where are the F-16s ffs??) --
Yehor Chernev, the leader of Ukraine's delegation to the NATO Parliamentary Assembly, has stated Germany 🇩🇪 is prepared to transfer Taurus Long-Range Cruise Missiles to Ukraine 🇺🇦
— Ukraine Battle Map (@ukraine_map) August 7, 2023
Taurus Missiles have a range of 500km, fly at an altitude of 30-70 meters, and have a 480kg warhead pic.twitter.com/KF26G7EZNv
A halo is a circular rainbow --
A 22° halo, an atmospheric optical occurrence consisting of a halo around the Sun (or Moon) with an apparent radius of about 22°.
— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) August 7, 2023
This phenomenon results from the refraction of light through numerous hexagonal ice crystals present in the atmospherepic.twitter.com/ySLrbbE3te
