This is one of MAGAt defamer Rudy "Toot Toot" Giuliani's people (lawyer?/ bodyguard?/ bag man?) outside the courthouse in Washington, DC, on December 15, following his boss' $148 million ass- kicking in the defamation suit brought by Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss. His incel/ alt- right pelt / 'do has been variously described as:
-- "if your attorney has this haircut, you are about to write a $148 million check;"
-- "business in the back and top with a party plume in the front";
-- "Hitler's mustache as a haircut";
-- "fascist in the back, Nazi in the front";
-- "like he was 2/3rds through a haircut and then remembered he had court";
-- and as "Rudy took him to Four Seasons Total Manscaping and things got wildly out of control."
Our first thought was, "Is that thing alive?!?" We suspect, though, it's because Rudy's checks haven't been clearing, and that's all the haircut he could afford.
(Screenshots: left, "Who snatched my dorsal pelt?!"; right, "I'm not getting paid!?!" / via X / @acnewsitics)
