The Malignant Loser's mental disorder is often manifest in garbled or slurred words, a condition found in moderately advanced dementia cases known as phonemic paraphasias. It was manifest yesterday at a cult rally in South Carolina, where his unintelligible word salad (bold face below) was on display:
1. "His soup-pie cane is broken"
"Soup pie cane?" asked Bogan Painter. This one was also translated as “supply tain,” “su pie tain," "supply cane" “syphilis.”
2. “All of a sudden there was this big dump. Where did it come from?”
“Time for another diaper,” replied GroundChuck.”
3. “They are pumping it as much as they can under the Trump.”
"'Pumping under the Trump' is something we can only pray will never be explained in any detail,” wrote BruceGoldberg.
4. “Three years lady, lady, lady, how ‘bout that?”
“Lay ladies lay,” quipped @pbstockx. “Lay across my fake gold head.”
5. “In times of bad, she’ll call me up say, “Don’t worry about, sir, you’re doing great.”
Said the Biden-Harris campaign, “A lot of people don’t know how smart and respected Marjorie Taylor Greene is.”
We expect to see many more examples of Dementia Don's mental decline in the days and weeks ahead. Anyway, as he would say, "God blesh the Unide Shasst."
(photo: Coming soon, a sippy cup)
