Maybe -- hear us out -- maybe the mother of this felonious delinquent should be paying more attention to her family, and not engaging in a carpetbagging run for Congress, or fondling dates in dark theaters:
The 18-year-old son of far-right Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) was arrested on Tuesday afternoon following “a recent string of vehicle trespass and property thefts” in Rifle, Colorado, said police.
Tyler Jay Boebert faces 22 charges.
They include four felony counts of criminal possession of ID documents, one felony count of conspiracy to commit a felony and 15 misdemeanor and petty offenses, Rifle Police Department wrote on Facebook. [snip]
On the Garfield County Sheriff’s Office website, Tyler Boebert on Wednesday morning remained listed as a current inmate at Garfield County Jail.
No bond has been set for his release.
Tyler Boebert became a father for the first time last year.
His Boebert genes already being passed on at the age of 17! He's following in his mother's footsteps (she became a "mother" at 18)! Republican family values, Boebert style!
BONUS: Karma is also a bitch.
(Image: the mug shot / Rifle Police Department)
