Here are some excerpts from today's testimony from Stephanie Clifford (a.k.a., Stormy Daniels):
On leading up to Stormy's "encounter" with the Malignant Loser / Al Caporn, from CBS News:
"Daniels testified that her friend encouraged her to take Trump up on his dinner offer, telling her: 'What could possibly go wrong?' [ed.: Bwahahahaha!]
She said she agreed to go and went to meet Trump at the hotel where he was staying. [snip]
'He was wearing silk, or satin, pajamas, that I immediately made fun of him for, and said, "Did Mr. Hefner know you stole his pajamas?'" Daniels remembered. 'I told him to go change and so he obliged very politely.'
Trump came back in a dress shirt and dress pants, she testified. The hotel suite was 'three times the size of my apartment,' Daniels said, describing the room in detail." [snip]
Back on the stand, Daniels picked up where she left off. She said she left the dining room and made her way to "what I assume was a master bathroom." She said she noticed a toiletry bag on the counter.
'I did look. I'm not proud of it. "Oh, I wonder what's in here,'" she recalled. 'The items were Old Spice and Pert Plus, which was odd, and a manicure set, which was gold.' [snip]
"Daniels said Trump was on the bed in his boxers and a t-shirt when she came out. 'I wasn't expecting him to be there, especially minus a bunch of clothing,' she testified.
'I felt the blood leave my hands and my feet, almost like when you stand up too fast,' she said. 'And I just thought, "Oh my God, what did I misread to get here?"'
Trump was 'posing' on the bed, holding his head up with one hand, Daniels said, demonstrating for the jury.
'I said, 'I've got to go," she testified. 'And he said, "I thought we were getting somewhere, talking. I thought you were serious about what you wanted.'
Mr. Mushroom gets personal:
"Daniels also said they had a 'very brief' discussion about his wife, Melania. "He said, 'Don't worry about it, we actually don't sleep in the same room,'" she told the court. [snip]
She testified that she asked him, 'Are you always this rude?' and said, 'Someone should spank you.'
Trump gave her a magazine, Daniels testified. 'I don't think he expected me to do it,' she said. 'So I said, "Turn around," and I swatted him with it … right on the butt.' [snip]
'He said, "You remind me of my daughter, she's smart and beautiful and people underestimate her as well,"' Daniels said." (our emphasis)
Calling Dr. Freud! Daddy wants a sex surrogate for his lusted-after daughter!
He was embarrassed enough to tell his lawyer to ask for a mistrial because of the detailed, sorted description of their tryst; the judge denied the motion.
There's dry testimony to be read at the link, but this best exemplifies the trashy, cheating, predatory creep that is the Malignant Loser.
BONUS: More impressions here.
