More RFK, Jr., brain worm time --
In a normal world having a dead worm in your brain would hurt a presidential candidate
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) May 9, 2024
The “healthy alternative”to Trump and Biden has brain worms, mercury poisoning, and A-Fib. 🤔
— Rachel Bitecofer 🗽💡🔭🦆 (@RachelBitecofer) May 8, 2024
After RFK Jr said that a parasite had eaten part of his brain, Kristi Noem admitted, "It was a long day and I was starving"
— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) May 8, 2024
Two steps forward, one step back for the Malignant Loser's GA racketeering trial --
Despite Georgia Court of Appeals agreeing to review judge Scott McAfee’s ruling that DA Fani Willis is NOT disqualified from prosecuting Trump, Judge McAfee makes clear he will continue litigating motions and moving the case forward toward a trial. pic.twitter.com/t1KgYaa0Hb
— Glenn Kirschner (@glennkirschner2) May 9, 2024
Shades of Breonna Taylor. "Mistakes were made." --
Police Who Shot Florida Airman 6 Times in His Home May Have Entered Wrong Apartment, Family Says https://t.co/RPGz1lQeCW
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) May 9, 2024
The Malignant Loser's NFT grift and his buffoonish dance moves captured --
Sure, Biden was in Wisconsin yesterday where his CHIPS act was creating thousands of new high-paying tech jobs, but Trump was dancing for people who bought his NFT cards before flying back to his criminal trial. Advantage: Trump. pic.twitter.com/9AfOAAB64l
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 9, 2024
What they said --
The most pro-Israel policy is to not let the Netanyahu government do whatever it wants.
— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) May 9, 2024
One of two people will be President of the United States at noon on January 20, 2025: Joe Biden or Donald Trump.
— Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 (@cmclymer) May 9, 2024
Trump would level Gaza, brutally murder every Palestinian civilian, and then brag about it to his base.
Joe Biden would not do that.
Let’s please be serious, folks.
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day: Trump called "threat to public health" on Fox --
WHOA! FIRST ON FOX: Biden gets boost from major health care group warning Trump poses 'threat to public health' #NeverAgainTrump https://t.co/q1KJxj2USL
— Lesley Abravanel 🪩 (@lesleyabravanel) May 9, 2024
Keep hitting them hard where it hurts. Slava Ukraini! --
Wow! This hits a new record: UAV targeted Salavatnefteorgsintez Gazprom petrochemical plant in Bashkiria, one of Russia's largest. That's over 1500 km deep into Russian territory! pic.twitter.com/zbSOrU8xiw
— Maria Avdeeva (@maria_avdv) May 9, 2024
That's what Bobo's boyfriend tells her, too --
— The Intellectualist (@highbrow_nobrow) May 9, 2024
Please take explosives out of your clothes before using the dryer. Thank you! --
Laundering day pic.twitter.com/RElqC7UExm
— CCTV IDIOTS (@cctvidiots) May 9, 2024
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Buddy at work had a clogged spray paint can nozzle. He decided putting it in the oven in the break room would clear it. The boom was pretty impressive. Blew out the back side of the oven and busted out the concrete block wall. Nobody was hurt, so it was pretty damn funny.
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