Monday, June 24, 2024

Reports: Melania Won't Join Trump In D.C.




The secluded and elusive Melanie  Melania Trump wouldn't be likely to return to Washington for a second Malignant Loser term, according to gossips observing her.  From tattle sheet Axios:

"If the Trumps return for round two, don't expect to see more of Melania in D.C. — or at all, really. [snip]

Unlike the Obamas and Bidens, the Trumps largely avoided jaunts into hometown Washington. Melania was so atypically reclusive for a first lady that a long-running whisper campaign questioned whether she lived at the White House or with her parents in the 'burbs.

So the prospect of her rolling in for a second full-time stint in the East Wing? Doubtful, according to the handful of Melania-ologists Axios surveyed.

More likely: jetting between Palm Beach (where she's spent the past four years) and New York (where tongues are wagging about Baron maybe attending NYU), coming to the White House only for ceremonial undertakings like state dinners or special events."  (our emphasis)

She's not been present at any of her husband's trials to show support, nor has she appeared at any rallies or fundraisers for him. For all intents and purposes they live separate lives. She's more likely to keep son Barron. Of course, some time in the future the Malignant Loser may have to sell his Merde O'Lardo estate to satisfy fines levied on him, denying her that roost.

We hope and trust the American voters will spare the cynical, entitled Melania from choosing whether to come to Washington or not by defeating her mentally unstable husband in November.

(photo: Wearing the infamous "I Really Don't Care Do U?" coat. Classy!)