Classified Documents Returned To Trump's Bathroom For Safe Keeping

 

The boxes of classified documents the Malignant Fascist had illegally stored in his bathroom and other unsecured areas in Mar-a-Lardo are being returned to their rightful owner, the U.S. Government the Fat Führer:

The White House said on Friday that the FBI had given President Donald Trump boxes stemming from a search of his Florida property for classified documents that were taken after Trump left office during his first term.

It was not immediately clear whether the boxes included classified materials, but Trump celebrated obtaining them in a post on Truth Social on Friday night.

"The Department of Justice has just returned the boxes that Deranged Jack Smith made such a big deal about. They are being brought down to Florida and will someday be part of the Trump Presidential Library," Trump wrote. "Justice finally won out. I did absolutely nothing wrong. This was merely an attack on a political opponent that, obviously, did not work well. Justice in our Country will now be restored."  [Ed.: the preceding was a masterwork of lies, gaslighting, and Orwellian rhetoric.]

White House staffers were seen Friday loading roughly 15 boxes of documents onto the rear of Air Force One...

So, back into the bathroom and other places where they can be easily accessed by an extortionist or someone eager to provide top secret information to Russia, etc. (which happens to be the same person). It doesn't matter much now since he has access to any sensitive information he can put his grubby, small hands on.  For shits and giggles, you can read the Special Counsel's superseding indictment of the Malignant Fascist here (pdf), at least until the Department of Justice flushes it down the memory hole. What once might have been called our "national security" edifice is now a sieve leaking like the Titanic on its way to the bottom of the ocean.

Kudos to Merrick Garland, Judge Aileen "Loose" Cannon and Trump voters, and "sic transit gloria, America" to the rest of us.

(Photo:  Fat Führer's classified storage bathroom at Mar-a-Lardo, with chandelier/ Dept. of Justice)