The oblivious 47th "president," the Malignant Fascist, has proudly announced the name of the newest U.S. fighter jet: it's the "F-47." Yes, we heartily agree! Eff 47! Eff you, you Malignant Fascist!
Somehow, a "picture" of the "prototype," looking like it had a lot of input from co-President Musk, has been taken:
(Credit: Well done, Todd Lambert)
BONUS: These warplanes have names like F-15 Eagle and F-22 Raptor. There wasn't a name for the "F-47" mentioned, so we can suggest a few:
F-47 Bonespur
F-47 Democracy Destroyer
F-47 Felon
Have at it!
Yes folks, what will be the ruler of the sky, with the F-47 tag (47 for Trump the 47th president). There will not be a Navy version, since its bone spurs would cut through the arresting gear used for carrier deck landings. Will have a rear ventral refueling socket, so it can be refueled from behind. Should win every combat sortie, but it will never fly one, being a behind-schedule and over-budget Boeing product and so hideously expensive it can't be risked in combat. Will come in variety of gold-tone finishes to be better observed at air shows and rallies. All costs will be borne by the American taxpayer, but its design will be a joint project of American, Russian and Chinese intelligence sharing; design, development and production documentation may be viewed in the public-access Mar-A-Lago bathroom, though there is some talk about having to purchase a 5 million Trump gift card.
ReplyDeleteStewart for the win!
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, the glowing orange paint on the F-47 made it an easy target for our former NATO allies.
ReplyDeletePlanes have names like Eagle, Hornet or even Warthog (for the A10)....the F-47 will be the Turkey Vulture.
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