Monday, April 14, 2025

Bezos' Dick Ship Launches All-Female Celebs Into Space

 

Billionaire buddy of the moron madman Malignant Fascist had some more space tourists blast off in one of his Blue Origin dick ships today:

Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin launched his fiancee Lauren Sanchez into space Monday with an all-female celebrity crew that included Katy Perry and Gayle King.

It was the latest wave in space tourism, where more of the rich and famous than ever before — or lucky and well-connected — can enter the zero-gravity realm traditionally dominated by professional astronauts.

The New Shepard rocket blasted off on the quick up-and-down trip from West Texas. The fringes of space beckoned 66 miles (107 kilometers) up and provided a few precious minutes of weightlessness.

Sanchez, a helicopter pilot and former TV journalist, invited the others along for the 10-minute, fully automated flight, packing on the star power with singer-songwriter Perry and “CBS Mornings” co-host King. Moved by the views of Earth below, Perry said she couldn’t resist singing “What a Wonderful World” in space.

Also sharing the ride were film producer Kerianne Flynn; Aisha Bowe, a former NASA engineer who started her own companies to promote science education; and Amanda Nguyen, a scientist who studied planets around other stars and now advocates for survivors of sexual violence...

Well, good for them!  Bezos has to keep up with fellow billionaire oligarch dick and co- President Elon Musk's SpaceX, and so far we think the respective oligarchs' dick ships are running head to head, with Musk's version having some extra ribs for her his pleasure:

Meanwhile, can't Bezos get on one of his dick ships again, but this time keep going?

(Photos:  top, Blue Origin dick ship, via AP;  SpaceX dick ship via Wikipedia)

 

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