No Mo' Noem

 

The disloyal and corrupt Malignant Fascist cut loose one of his own today, just one day after Homeland Security Secretary Kristi "ICE Barbie" Noem's disastrous two days of testimony in front of Senate and House judiciary committees. Apparently the final straw was her claim the the MF approved her narcissistic video that cost $220 million to promote herself (we're sure her non-response to the question of whether she and sick bastard Corey Lewandowski were spending a lot of sexy time together didn't help). Presumably, Noem's paramour will follow her out the door at DHS. From NPR:

"Noem, who was formerly South Dakota's governor, had been at the forefront of Trump's efforts to carry out mass deportations. Following her confirmation, she quickly became the face of the administration's immigration agenda — making multimillion dollar ads urging people to self deport, conducting press conferences around the country touting deportation numbers and conducting international visits geared at promoting Trump's vision.

She is the highest-profile departure in recent weeks at the agency. Madison Sheehan, former Immigration and Customs Enforcement deputy director, left her post at the start of the year to run for Congress. Top agency spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin left her role last month.

At the start of her second year on the job, Noem faced bipartisan criticism over her leadership of an immigration enforcement surge in Minneapolis, where she deployed 3,000 officers and two U.S. citizens were killed."  (our emphasis)

Rule one in MAGAland: don't outdo the MF in terms of self-promotion. Rule two: don't finger the MF in a costly ad campaign when he (allegedly) had not approved it. Rule three: don't bang your subordinate and lie about it (although that's probably the least of the MF's problems with Noem). 

The bad news is that the MF is naming blockhead MAGAt Sen. Markwayne Mullin (OK) to replace her. He's equally incompetent to run the Department of Homeland Security as was Noem, so this should be a continued shit show. Fortunately for him, he won't need to undergo multiple surgeries, injections, treatments, etc. to achieve Noem's Mar-a-Lago face, which turned out to be all for naught.

(photo: Sexy time couple Kristi and office husband Corey in happier times)