Would You Like Pepper Spray With Your Turkey?

The Fux Channel, a wholly owned subsidiary of the Rethuglican / New Confederate Party, has staked out its position on the Occupy movement: it's with the 1%, of course. Therefore, it wasn't surprising that last night on Bill O'Liely's awful show, a Fux Channel fake newsperson, Megyn "Machine Dumb" Kelly, claimed that the pepper spray used by UC-Davis campus police on nonviolent student demonstrators was "a food product, essentially." Sort of like "water is a beverage, so water boarding must be OK."

With Thanksgiving near, maybe Machine Dumb would enjoy a strong, lengthy dose of military-grade "food product" right in her smug kisser as she's enjoying her turkey and stuffing. Now that would be something to be thankful for.