"Marco Rubio: Oh, You're Such A Catch?"

Stephen Colbert unloads on the state of the Republican's festering carbuncle, a.k.a., presidential primary campaign post- Nevada:

Clinton Wins Nevada Caucus

With 81% of precincts reporting, the Nevada caucus race has been called for Hillary Clinton, who edged Sen. Bernie Sanders 52- 48% (rounded).  The next contest for Democrats is South Carolina's primary next Saturday.

Later today, we should know who won the Republican/ New Confederate/ Stupid/ Shooter's Party primary clown car South Carolina primary (media:  "Rubio finishes third;  he wins!!!).