Big Thirst, Small Hands

Stephen Colbert led The Late Show last night with a parody of fumbling sociopath Donald "Rump" Trump's dry mouth experience during his travelogue remarks after returning from Asia. It couldn't be more ironic that Rump relentlessly mocked Sen. Marco "Glug Glug" Rubio's infamous water-sipping in a Rethuglican response to an Obama State of the Union. Rump's moment was made all the more hilarious by the fact that he needed his two little hands to grasp the water bottle.