Trump Uses Sock Puppet Pirro To Call For Ryan's Ouster

Neo- fascist nitwit Donald "Rump" Trump doesn't have a subtle bone in his bulbous body.

After saying "I don't blame Paul" (Speaker Sneaker of the House Ryan) for the TrumpCare debacle, his little fingers went to work issuing instructions to his dense following:

Watch @JudgeJeanine on @FoxNews tonight at 9:00 P.M.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 25, 2017

Why would the shitgibbon make a special point of promoting this spittle- flecked ranter's Fox "News" show? Obviously, he knew what was coming. Here's part of Judge Dredd Jeanine's opening statement:

"Ryan needs to step down as Speaker of the House. The reason, he failed to deliver the votes on his healthcare bill, the one trumpeted to repeal and replace ObamaCare," Pirro said in her opening statement. 

"You come in with all your swagger and experience and sell them a bill of goods which ends up a complete and total failure and you allow our president, in his first 100 days, to come out of the box like that, based on what?" Pirro said.

You can watch her deliver Rump's her remarks here.

Of course, she said she hadn't talked with Rump about the nature of his her remarks, which means in addition to his mad skillz as a negotiator and closer, Rump is also both clairvoyant and especially ham- fisted when it comes to making his moves.

Speaking of moves, it's your turn, Ryan.

BONUS:  The unfit, unstable Giant Toddler could only contain his instinct to lash out for so long:

Democrats are smiling in D.C. that the Freedom Caucus, with the help of Club For Growth and Heritage, have saved Planned Parenthood & Ocare!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 26, 2017

Tweet Of The Day - "The Fight Isn't Over Yet"

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Today was a victory for all Americans. pic.twitter.com/LX6lzQXtBR

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) March 24, 2017

To all who showed up -- whether in marches, town hall meetings, letters, emails or phone calls -- we thank you too.

TrumpCare: The Day After The Implosion

After yesterday's spectacular crash and burn of TrumpCare, done in as it was by his own ultra- radical Republican Party, neo- fascist loser Donald "Rump" Trump says he's moving on to "tax reform" (i.e., how can we get corporations and the wealthy to pay less in taxes while sticking to the middle class and poor?).  But before we move on to the next opportunity for epic failure, let's see some of the post mortems on TrumpCare:

"You gave us absolute power but the mean minority party won't fix things" may be the lamest political messaging I've ever heard.

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) March 24, 2017

Notion Trump put everything he could into this is is absurd. Obama spent a year, wooed GOPers and Dems, held summits, gave SOTU-like speech

— Sam Stein (@samsteinhp) March 24, 2017

it's a marathon, not a sprint

[takes half a step and falls crotch-first onto fire hydrant]

well, I gave it my all

— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) March 24, 2017

Trump said he would not change the bill, but did. Trump demanded a vote, but flinched. Lesson for Rs/Ds: Trump threats not serious

— Glenn Kessler (@GlennKesslerWP) March 24, 2017

This is a big take-away -- and has implications for foreign as well as domestic policy. https://t.co/Ba9xQKj0HI

— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) March 25, 2017

After #TrumpcareFail, where are all the pundits with furrowed brows who castigated President Obama for not wooing Republicans with dinner?

— Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) March 25, 2017

And finally, enjoy the derp with a helping of schadenfreude!

President Trump: I never said repealing and replacing Obamacare would be easy.

Really? Let's check the tape: pic.twitter.com/3Pk675UAqn

— NowThis (@nowthisnews) March 24, 2017

Basketball fans around the U.S. treated to prematurely-bought ads congratulating Republicans for repealing Obamacare https://t.co/voB1PTWfud pic.twitter.com/L6SaU6T4lJ

— Deadspin (@Deadspin) March 25, 2017

The ads were also playing on local t.v. in the Washington, DC, area hours after the bill was dead.

Today's Cartoon Twofer - Deflect And Point Fingers

True to his nature as a malignant narcissist and pathological liar, neo- fascist loser Donald "Rump" Trump reacted as expected to the failure of his signature TrumpCare at the hands of his own party... by blaming Democrats and lying about Obamacare. Sad!

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(Nick Anderson, Houston Chronicle)


(Stuart Carlson, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel)

NO VOTE! -- TrumpCare Bill FAIL

The White (Supremacist) House has announced that the "American Health Care Act" (TrumpCare) will be pulled from the House floor without a vote because it lacked the votes in the Republican caucus to pass. As a matter of fact, it's being reported that, as time passed over the last 48 hours, more Republicans were opting to vote "no" on the dystopian bill.

Speaker Sneaker of the House Paul "Lyin'" Ryan and neo- fascist dealmaster Donald "Rump" Trump will be making statements this afternoon.  We have a musical accompaniment for those statements right here.

BONUS: Just finished listening to Ryan's cavalcade of lies about Obamacare. His veiled threats about Dems wishing Repubs had passed something to "save them" from Obamacare coincides with this forecast from Ezra Klein:

The AHCA's failure is good, but the fact that the Trump admin will now be trying to sabotage the ACA for negotiating leverage is bad

— Ezra Klein (@ezraklein) March 24, 2017

You can bet your ass that Trump, Ryan & Co. will be doing everything they can legislatively and administratively to continue to sabotage the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) now that their pile of shit has gone down in flames.