Sunday, February 1, 2009

Stood Up

Rethugs in the House of Representatives are bitter that Alaska Gov. Winky You Betcha avoided them at their poo fest last week in Hot Springs, VA. "She lied to us," said one Rethug, according to ABC News, saying that her office told the House Rethugs that she was tied up on State business through the weekend and couldn't attend. Instead, Winky showed up Saturday in DC at the annual, high-profile Alfalfa Dinner.

House Rethuglican leader John "Man Tan" Boehner's had this reaction to the snub: "Whatever." (Is Man Tan going Valley Girl on us?)

Never fear, though. Next time, they'll know better and invite their true hero and philosophical leader, Joe the Plumber.