Pope Francis, today in Rome:
[E]quitable economic and social progress can only be attained by joining scientific and technical abilities with an unfailing commitment to solidarity accompanied by a generous and disinterested spirit of gratuitousness at every level. A contribution to this equitable development will also be made both by international activity aimed at the integral human development of all the world’s peoples and by the legitimate redistribution of economic benefits by the State, as well as indispensable cooperation between the private sector and civil society.In our imagination, the entire Wingnut World -- from Fox "News," to the Catholic League's "Sweaty" Bill Donohue, to the New York Times' Ross "I Seriously" Douthat, to Weeper of the House John "Mr. Tangerine Man" Boehner -- is sharting mightily today.
UPDATE: Hate radio's porcine poo flinger Rush Limpballs is wetting his XXXXL Depends: his response to the Pope's statement is "Marxism and socialism." Which would put J.C. Himself in the same category as the Pope….
UPDATE II: More sharting on the right. Jim "The Dumbest Man on the Internet" Hoft applies his weightless analysis: "Marxist Pope" (via dimbulb Matt Drudge)!
UPDATE III: Regarding Fox "News's" Sean Hannity and "Sweaty" Bill Donohue, we rest our case.
