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News item:  Sir Elton John weds his longtime partner David Furnish.

Did homophobe Rush Limpballs give the groom away?  Also, will Wisconsin Governor and Koch employee of the year Scott "Have A Koch" Walker say "Molotov" to the happy couple?

BONUS:  And then there's cable star and word-salad shooter Sarah Palin firing up her twitter machine to wish some folks a happy birthday:

Well, in her defense, those Dick Duck Dynasty people do act like a bunch of dicks.