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News item:  Sir Elton John weds his longtime partner David Furnish.

Did homophobe Rush Limpballs give the groom away?  Also, will Wisconsin Governor and Koch employee of the year Scott "Have A Koch" Walker say "Molotov" to the happy couple?

BONUS:  And then there's cable star and word-salad shooter Sarah Palin firing up her twitter machine to wish some folks a happy birthday:

Well, in her defense, those Dick Duck Dynasty people do act like a bunch of dicks.

Mid-Week Song

After Mama Fizzly's gaffe-ridden "Magical History Tour" up the east coast last week, this vintage song from the Rolling Stones kept running through our minds. Her grasp of American history is equal to her grasp of reality. As the Stones put it:

"I'm not talking about the way she digs for gold
Look at that stupid girl
Well, I'm talking about the way she grabs and holds
Look at that stupid girl

The way she talks about someone else
That she don't even know herself
She's the sickest thing in this world
Well, look at that stupid girl"

The Wasilla Wingnut's Wisdom

In today's edition of "The Wasilla Wingnut's Wisdom," we observe our snowbilly grifter and noted military analyst commenting on the situation in Libya. Wonkette has the video, and it makes us wonder what Dem would dare to squirmish with her.

(photo: The Shakespeare of Politics, makin' up another word)