News item: Sir Elton John weds his longtime partner David Furnish.
Did homophobe Rush Limpballs give the groom away? Also, will Wisconsin Governor and Koch employee of the year Scott "Have A Koch" Walker say "Molotov" to the happy couple?
BONUS: And then there's cable star and word-salad shooter Sarah Palin firing up her twitter machine to wish some folks a happy birthday:
Well, in her defense, those