"A New Generation of Conservative Leaders?" Former Majority Leader Eric "Cancer" Cantor is defeated by a radical teabagger in a 2014 Rethuglican primary, and current Majority Leader Kevin "I'm Not A Pod Person" McCarthy is forced to withdraw his candidacy for Speaker by far-right House members. Two down, so is it any wonder that Paul "Lyin'" Ryan is running away as fast as he can from the House Speakership?
Young Gones.
