Yesterday's scare in Boston over the mysterious packages placed around the city turned out to be a stupid promotional stunt. But we see that the 101st Fighting Keyboarders think there may be more there than meets the eye. Commandante Malkin hints at a possible Islamofascistoterristo plot to probe our defenses. Never fear. The Keyboarders have sprung into action, and are at this very moment retrieving their G.I. Joe action figures from their closets, and beginning war games on their bedroom floors. Ten-hut! Mommy, can we have some graham crackers and milk?
