Thursday, June 7, 2007

Heiress Paris Sprung


Heiress Paris Hilton was sprung from an LA County regional detention facility (a.k.a. jail) this morning due to an unspecified medical problem. She had spent a total of five days at the jail, and will serve out the remainder of her sentence confined to the Hilton estate. Heiress Paris will be fitted with an electronic monitoring bracelet during her confinement (it's not known at this time whether she'll retrofit her bracelet with diamonds or emeralds).

It's already being speculated that the unspecified medical problem has to do with either having had to sleep on a lumpy mattress or with Heiress Paris' difficulties in doing without alcohol and blow for nearly a week. In any case it must have been something really serious, because when she was sentenced on May 4, the judge ruled that she would not be allowed any work release, furloughs or use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail. Ahem...nevermind!

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