Normally, I don't bother to read the free, Rethug-promoting Examiner newsrag that's tossed into my driveway every morning. But boredom overtook me, and I noticed this item from a casino in Indiana: "Gambler Complains of Urine-Soaked Seat." Immediately, I thought of right wing moral scold and gambling addict William "Aces" Bennett as Mr. Free Pee. Witnesses said a woman had just been on the seat, but it could have been Aces in drag to conceal his identity. Just saying.
