Saturday, August 18, 2007

The Kennebunkport Cowboy Objects!













Why can't the mainstream media show Dumbya as he wishes to be shown? A manly, brush-clearin' cowpoke from "don't mess with" Texas. Why? Because Dumbya's as phony as a weapon of mass destruction in Iraq. He got all pissy when a newpaper columnist commented on his new look being more "Walker, Texas Ranger" than a sweaty Texas cowhand.

We can't tolerate those misperceptions of the Decider, now can we? The Andover-Yale educated son of Connecticut bluebloods doesn't want his image changed to the wealthy, fratboy, failure of a good-for-nothing son of privilege that he just so happens to be. Everyone's finally coming around to the image of him as being all hat and no cattle.

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