A police report has been filed charging Glenn Murphy, newly elected president of the Young Republican Nazi, er, National Federation, with sexual assault. The police report, filed after the July 28 incident, details the alleged assault, in which a 22-year-old fellow Young Rethug awoke to discover his little republican in Murphy's mouth, and Murphy's little republican in Murphy's hand. Shown here: schematic of Murphy, in GOP attire, searching for (wing?)nuts.
