Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Battle Stations! 'Stache Bolton Insulted!
Wingnuts are in full meltdown after it was reported that U.S. Ambassador to the U.N., Zalmay Khalilzad - - you know, one of those brown people - - failed to defend rabid war-winger John "Porno 'Stache" Bolton (left, in his Sunday best) at a conference in Switzerland. The forum moderator said that Khalilzad had an advantage "of having a name that is not John Bolton." Horrors! Let the bombing of Switzerland begin!
Adding insult to injury, Iranian officials were on the same stage as Ambassador Khalilzad, and we know it's verboten to be seen anywhere near the devilish Iranians. No one dares insult the mighty Porno 'Stache in wingnuttia.