According to CNN, right-wing bloviator Rush "Pills" Limpballs is urging his listeners in Texas to cast ballots in the Democratic primary for Senator Clinton. Why would the fat jackass want his listeners to do that? Oxycontin overdose? No, he thinks a lengthened Democratic race will weaken the Democrats in the fall elections, by bloodying up Senator Obama.
Wishful thinking, Pills. Record turnouts in Democratic primaries and caucuses point to a potential landslide in November for either Democratic candidate against Walnuts! McCain (the guy that you said a few weeks ago would destroy the Rethuglican Party).
(photo: Limpballs and his Freudian cigar)
