Thursday, April 10, 2008

Keyes to Victory!


Is there a term to properly categorize Alan Keyes? "Wingnut" seems far too tame. "Kook" is getting warmer. "Wild Man?" Maybe. But possible Constitution Party presidential nominee? Why not! We'll just have to wait until April 15 to see what, er, Wild Man has to announce. Maybe he's only got a radio talk gig at a 15-watt station somewhere. Anyway, if he does bolt the Rethuglican Party, there will be space for Sen. Joe Loserman to step into the breach!

(Photo: Alan Keyes - "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout?!... on April 15, that is.")