Monday, May 12, 2008

The Assministration's "E-Coli Conservatism"

The Bushies are in Federal appeals court seeking to overturn a lower court ruling that would allow a meatpacking firm in Kansas to test all of their slaughtered cows for mad cow disease. The attorney for Creekstone Farms Premium Beef says the company wants to test for mad cow disease to reassure customers, but the Bushies and the larger meatpackers are against the testing.

Of course, if there were to be a future case of Americans contracting the disease from tainted beef, Dumbya's White House would spring into action, issuing heartfelt statements of concern and a promise to look into the matter. A heckuva job would ensue.