Friday, July 25, 2008

News Item: McCranky To Meet With Dalai Lama

Fresh off its tour of a grocery market and German sausage store in Ohio, the McCranky campaign is reporting that the Senator is planning to meet with the Dalai Lama this evening, presumably to share their thoughts on world peace. It should be a short meeting.

McCranky would be well advised not to sing, "Bomb, bomb, bomb. . .bomb, bomb Iran" to the Dalai Lama.