Friday, October 24, 2008

McSleazy Worker Admits Hoax


Pittsburgh police now say that Ashley "Toad" Todd, a McSleazy campaign worker from Texas, lied about being assaulted by a black man who was angry that she had a McSleazy bumper sticker on her car. "Toad" apparently scratched a "B" into her cheek and faked a black eye to claim that those angry Obama supporters want to "kill whitey." One clue as to Toad's guilt was that the "B" very lightly scratched into her face was backward - - as though she was looking in a mirror when she was doing it. Brilliant!

Toad is now an honorary member of "'Morans' for McSleazy."

UPDATE: It appears that McSleazy's Pennsylvania campaign was pushing the story early, with incendiary "information" that proved to be false.

(photo: Miss Pinocchio 2008)

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