"An American Carol" is a wingnut movie that purports to satirize Michael Moore and progressive issues. However, it's opened in theaters to absolutely atrocious reviews, and is tanking at the box office. What's going on?
Ah ha! The wingnuts have an explanation: it's a conspiracy of hundreds of movie theater workers across the nation, who are tricking moviegoers into not seeing this craptastic movie! The movie's makers (who should be hiding in embarrassment) are looking for the usual suspects in this conspiracy! "We are investigating", says the film's website ominously.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
How about investigating why people think your waste of film is a total concrete balloon of humor?
