Sunday, December 21, 2008

Hell No, He Won't Go

It looks like Illinois Governor Rod "Let's Make A Deal" Blagojevich won't be resigning, at least for now. In a defiant statement to the press, he proclaimed his innocence (bwahahahaha) and said that he couldn't wait to tell his side of the story (perjury alert!). Growing all that hair must have starved his brain cells.

Well, Merry Christmas, LMAD! We have a feeling that this holiday season might be better for him than next year's. His big hair will be a big hit in the "big house."

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