Sunday, December 21, 2008

Quote of the Week - I

From the WaPo, 12/19:

"'My understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer.' -- Playwright David Memet to Variety after star Jeremy Piven abruptly left Broadway hit "Speed-the-Plow" because of his startlingly high mercury levels. His doctor told People the actor was eating too much sushi (twice a day!) and Chinese herbs."

(Please note, esteemed Tokyo bureau chief!)

3 comments:

Brian said...

I've always wanted to be a thermometer!

W. Hackwhacker said...

As long as it's not a rectal one???

Brian said...

Gold, Jerry, gold!