WaPo Adds Putz as Headline Writer

WaPo headline (Sports, p. E3, 12/12/08):

"Mets Add To Bullpen With Putz"

Oh, c'mon, WaPo! You really had to bend your syntax to get around the more straightforward, and more comically rich headline:

"Mets Add Putz to Bullpen"

("It's gold, Jerry, gold!")