Monday, January 12, 2009

"Manatee"


Fux News rockhead "Manatee" Hannity goes solo tonight, having shed the ugly 125 pounds that was token "librul" Alan Colmes. The show, ingeniously named "Hannity," will feature an interview with... Preznit Dumbya! (Dumbya's been the most visible personality on Fux in recent days, with every wingnut host clamoring to interview their hero.) Manatee's show will also have a "panel discussion," which tonight features Rep. Michelle "I See Communists in Congress!" Bachman (Rethug-Loonville), Rev. Al Sharpton, and Meat Loaf (!) as the conservative, liberal and "X-factor" panelists respectively (we're guessing Rev. Jeremiah Wright and Ted Nugent weren't available to represent the "liberal" and "X-factor" points of view).

(Photo: A little less meat loaf, Mr. Manatee!)

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