Not A Good Time For Dynasties

Former Florida Governor Jeb "He's Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother" Bush won't be running for the Senate in 2010 after all. "HAHHMB" was Papa Bushit's first choice to carry the family banner in the 2000 Presidential race, but stumbled in a Florida election and had to defer to his incompetent, arrogant older brother, Dumbya. Recently, Papa Bushit said that he'd like to see HAHHMB be President someday, but, um, they know how well his brother did, so maybe they better keep that on the down low for now.