Dumbya's scheduled to give his farewell address tonight, starting a 8 o'clock Eastern time. Can't wait. Here's our guess at what he'll say:
1. We're safe from "terrists", aren't we?
2. Who's this bin Laden guy?
3. The bad economy started on Clinton's watch.
4. All in all, I've done a heckuva job.
Buh-bye, Dumbya, and dream on.
