Monday, February 9, 2009

Diapers Vs. DD-Cup?

Louisiana Rethuglican Senator David "Diapers" Vitter, he of the DC Madam's client list, may be facing a tough competitor in 2010: porn star Stormy Daniels (gratuitous juvenile comment: Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about! Wooo!)

Diapers, who was famously described as receiving the "services" of prostitutes while wearing diapers, had his teary, smarmy "please-forgive-me" moment a couple of years ago with his wife, looking rather tacky herself in a leopard print top. Diapers has been one of the stalwart "conservatives" trying to pull his party even further right, and trying to make voters forget about his, um, non-conservative behavior.

Good luck, Diapers, but we'll be rooting for the true professional in the race: Stormy!