Last week's incident at Dulles Airport involving DC madam client and Louisiana Rethug Sen. David "Diaper Dave" Vitter is now being investigated by the Transportation Security Administration. To recap, Diaper Dave threw a tantrum when he missed boarding his flight to New Orleans, opened an alarmed gate to try to access the airplane, and ran off when airlines officials called security.
One comic noted that Diaper Dave must have been rushing to avoid a cancellation fee on prostitute services. The Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee's spokesman said, "Sooner or later, Sen. Vitter should learn to control himself." But then, Diaper Dave wouldn't need diapers.
