Thursday, May 21, 2009

Would His Hair Fit On Mt. Rushmore?


We think that there's convincing evidence that former Illinois Governor Rod "Let's Make A Deal" Blagojevich's thatch of hair is robbing his brain of essential nutrients, causing delusions. Why else would he compare himself on The Today Show to FDR, Truman and Teddy Roosevelt? WTF? Talking Points Memo has the video excerpt.

Blago's wife, Patti, is apparently going to Costa Rica to participate in NBC's "I'm a Celebrity: Get Me Out Of Here" reality show, instead of her indicted hubby who was told "no" by the court. Mmmm, chowing down on grubs and small varmints! They might have to censor the video when potty-mouth Patti is shown.

(photo: Rod and Patti, a picture of marital bliss)

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